Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Randomize
