Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
