we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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