I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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