so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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