so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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