you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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