he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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