ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i want to swaddle you in tequila
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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