He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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