3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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