Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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