I wanna bring you to show and tell
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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