just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I had to cum in my sink.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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