So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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