she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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