they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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