guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My bed smells like the plague
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
