Jerry, you need to find god
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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