She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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