so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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