Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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