Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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