how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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