I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize