In the future we'll all be gay
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
God, I missed his penis.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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