I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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