I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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