So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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