I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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