why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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