I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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