At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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