I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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