they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Quick, to the slutcave!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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