You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Boobs speak an international language.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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