if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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