arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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