no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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