On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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