Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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