hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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