im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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