I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize