I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
