I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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