I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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