i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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