we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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