i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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