we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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