i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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