Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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