what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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